Monday, December 27, 2010

Wake Up Call

As you know we live in the country!  Field after field of potatoes, grains, hay and even more potatoes.  There are lots of horses on our country road but there are NO Roosters....not near enough to hear.....thank goodness!  Just kidding..........here in our area of PV there are mucho roosters.........you can see them in a yard tied to a tree, up on the rooftops or outside the chicken coops!  Not long after arriving here, I was discussing the rooster situation with my oldest son Mike while talking with him on instant message.  Lo and behold later in the day the following email arrived from Mike.  Funny.....yes...I think so!!!!!

STUD ROOSTER
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,


'OK old fart,
time for you to retire.'

The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'

The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
And I am taking over.'
The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.'


The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
When he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squalking
And running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
'Dammit.....
Third gay rooster I bought this month.'
Moral of this
Story? ....
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
Always overcome youth and arrogance!
Here are some of my MEXICAN ROOSTER photo's for you to enjoy!!!!!




















Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Preparation for Trip

Nothing or no-one could have prepared me for the amount of work involved in going away for six months to another country.  I really thought that with my "experience" moving to Prince Edward Island a six month trip would be a breeze to plan...definitely not so..........



My lists seemed endless and the research I did was fun but time consuming......from flight arrangements (don't forget Maisie our 9 year old bischon was going to take her first airplane ride) to drug runs (6 months worth of meds for both Ron and I to be ordered and purchased) to buying both US dollars (to pay for accommodations) and Pesos (for spending upon arrival).  Oh yes, don't forget closing the house, removing the battery from the car, forwarding the mail and about a hundred thousand other things.  Once all that was done we were on our way....to the airport!!!!!

The Air Flight Adventure

Travelling from Prince Edward Island to Puerto Vallarta was no easy feat........between Ron, Maisie, the luggage and the Charlottetown, Toronto and Winnipeg airports I should have been exhausted upon arrival at the the PV airport....I was......totally!!!!

Maisie, was in her soft sided cage, under the seat for each flight.  We had planned to give her Gravol thinking it would relax her. but.... being the strong Morris female that she is...NO drugs were necessary.  She travelled all the way to Winnipeg without any barking or fuss!  What a trooper!

We arrived in Winnipeg at 12:55 a.m. and after grabbing Tim Horton's coffee and donuts headed off to our hotel....the penthouse suite...or rather the top floor of the Winnipeg airport where you can watch the planes arriving and taking off!  This was a great recommendation from one of the Westjet workers.  It was dark up there. Ron and I quickly found benches and stretched out to sleep until 4:00 in the morning when we had to go back downstairs to catch our flight.  During the night I had a short conversation with a male stranger who was spending the night sleeping on the next bench......and Dad says that Mom always spoke to strangers.....well Dad I guess I do too.....

We had a bit of a flight problem upon arrival in Puerto Vallarto....for some reason Maisie's cage was wedged under the seat ...totally stuck....and I was unable to get it loose.......finally...two of the stewardesses got it loose but not until long after the plane was empty and the cleaning crew had arrived.

After getting our luggage which was on the stopped carousel......we walked and walked until I saw the sign saying "live animals".  I took Maisie in to have her paperwork scrutinized and was told that the paperwork did not clear her for "internal parasites"....oh my g@#$ness........I didn't know whether to laugh or cry....so of course....I laughed, took Maisie out of her cage and said please have a look at her...she is healthy!!!!!!!  The "live animal" inspector did some writing and said welcome to Mexico. 

After putting Maisie back in her cage, I caught up with Ron and we went searching for a taxi.........